“What if our beloved characters veered off the straight and narrow? This cheeky series re-imagines their lives shaped by minor misdemeanours—blending humour with subtle commentary on ego, excess, and everyday rebellion.”
Original Large Scale works of 100x100cm (36×36″). Hand-cut aluminium, meticulously crafted to evoke the delicacy of ephemeral paper while created for permanence.
Mr Serial Namer & Little Miss Just 1 More
The Crimes of Mr Serial Namer & Little Miss Just 1 More – The Planters
Mr Serial Namer likes to talk to and name all his plants and seedlings, the narrator said. “I think ill call this new Monstera something exotic…. Frank, yes Frank” said Mr Serial Namer.
“This will definitely be the last one, oh but actually just this one more!” said Little Miss Just 1 More. “Mama has no space but for this little foliage, but ill find room!” She said. Little Miss Just 1 More lives in a 1 bedroom apartment, with more plants that Central Park, the narrator said.
Mr “Roommate” & Mr “Special Friend”
The Crimes of Mr “Roommate” & Mr “Special Friend” -More than friends?
“I like pigeons, and paperclips, and bottle caps and…” said Mr Roommate. “I want everything neat and in order” he said. Mr Roommate loves to play with his Mr Special Friend in hand puppet form.
“Rubber Duckie, you’re the one!” said Mr “Special Friend”. “I love collecting jelly beans, but only yellow and orange ones” he said. Mr “Special Friend” also loves to play with his Mr “Roommate” in hand puppet form.
Mr Hangry & Little Miss Hungerzilla
The Crimes of Mr Hangry & Little Miss Hungerzilla-Monsters we become in Hunger
“Roar! I am sooooo hungry!” said Mr Hangry. The narrator and those around thought Mr Hangry was throwing his toys out of the pram, but decided to offer him a slice of pizza. “Junkfood needed nooooowwwww!!!” said mr Hangry.
“Im dieing…. I don’t do diets! I need foooooddd…” said Littler Miss Hungerzilla Despite hunger Little Miss Hungerzilla was a picky eater said the narrator with a raised eye.
Mr Ham & Little Miss Extraa
The Crimes of Mr Ham & Little Miss Extraa – Melodramatic acting of Romeo and Juliet
Mr Ham take his role of playing Romeo more seriously than Romeo himself said the narrator. “For I ne’er saw true beauty til this night, well another tomorrow night, at the matinee performance…” said Mr Ham. “Here’s to my love! O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die. Woe is me, Act 5, end scene 3” said Mr Ham. A pair of star crossed lovers take their roles a tad too much said the narrator.
“I will play the bestest role in the greatest story ever told!” said Little Miss Extraa. In a place where we lay our scene, the Royal Globe Theatre, lookalikey Amateur Dramatic Theatre to be precise said the narrator. “O happy dagger!” Said Little Miss Extraa, spending 5 1/2 minutes melodramatically in death throes. All are punished in this performance…both ears and eyes said the narrator.
Mr Compulsive & Mr Recluse
The Crimes of Mr Compulsive & Mr Recluse – Woozy Feelings
“I have personalty!; Granted its whale revenge” said Mr Compulsive. “Our destiny is to find the murderous leg stealing white whale!” he said. “Everyone is going die!” said Mr Compulsive in a slightly depressing tone. Mr Compulsive should find a new hobby, perhaps extreme knitting, reusing harpoons said the narrator.
“I give zero ducks what that crazy one legged human Captain wants!” Protested Mr recluse “I do like that Greta Garbo.. I resonate with that line… I want to be alone” said Mr Recluse. Mr Recluse just wants some peace and quiet, and play his Bowie records said the narrator.
Little Miss Feline Fanatic & Mr Dress-Cat
The Crimes of Little Miss Feline Fanatic & Mr Dress-Cat -A story of Cat Love above all else
“I love my furry angels more than life itself!, I want to just squeeze and squeeze them!” said little Miss Feline Fanatic. “Did you see the video I posted of my cat licking a cat nip ice cream?” she said. “Cats are nicer than people, did you know that?”she said manically. “Ooh ooh did you see the video of my precious meowing at the blackbird?” she said with gusto. “I’m a cat person, incase you didn’t realise.” said Little Miss Feline Fanatic.
‘I spend more on cat couture, than my own wardrobe, but I am the best cat daddy ever! said Mr Dress-Cat. “My children deserve the very best!” He said. Mr Dress-Cat looks a bit shabby, but his cats are looking exquisite said the narrator.
Mr ft2 Sorcery & Little Miss Sell it All
The Crimes of Mr ft2 Sorcery & Little Miss Sell It All – A Property Power Couple
“Watch this! And just like magic, this small studio becomes a ‘gigantic’ 2 bed studio” said Mr ft2 Sorcery. “2 becomes 4, 4 becomes 8, and hey presto! I was never that good at math tbh” he said. Someone is clearly a big Fantasia fan says the narrator.
“I am the bestest property agent in the Galaxy!”giggled little Miss Sell It All. “Ghosts… never seen em! Cats piss… can’t smell anything… Murder house, who says…?” she said. Uh-huh said the narrator.